Actual five year olds.
yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me
Reblog if you are in at least one of those fandoms…
It’s impossible to not Reblog because everyone is in at least one
Correction: everyone is in at least three
everyone knows which three you’re talking about